Negative Zero

2011-11-21T00:56:00.016+08:00

You know you succeeded in life when you finally successfully changed your blog skin and blogged at 1am in the morning.

Feeling like a total boss with new blogskin anyway. It's about time I start to do something about it :D

WAIT.

If you can read this, you are awesome :D
Baby you light up my world like nobody else~

Haha, yeap. I'm bored :D

Still going to go CIP tmr at 830am in the morning. But its fun so its cool.

Good night everyone. Internet kitty says goodnight.

2011-11-01T21:57:00.001+08:00

HAPPY HALLOWEEN :D (It was yesterday I know)

2011-07-23T22:07:00.005+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

To myself? Haha.

Morning: NCC from 715am to 1240pm
Afternoon: Tution from 230pm to 430pm
After-afternoon: Chiong to amk.

Well, didn't get to watch th movie. Too bad.

Well at least I manage to meet up with everyone. Haha.

GOT A NERF GUN. SWEEEEETTTTTTT. Thanks everyone for it(:

But then everyone in the end dunno all seperate wtf. Walao eh. Okay my birthday rite, my birthday wish is everyone okay again.

2011-07-08T01:56:00.001+08:00

Its 2am.

2011-07-04T10:54:00.002+08:00

Currently in school library. Doing science project.

WeiChang just left. Walao, just now dunno keep laughing when doing th recording. Spent half an hour on one slide.

Now finish liao. My time to go off too.

2011-07-01T20:00:00.003+08:00

Very long never post alr zzz.

Ncc day today. Wore No.4 whole day. Lol, everyone fighting to go in front so no one can see them. Hahah. I lucky stay in front.

Training today. Master parade + Drills. Zzz.

5 people got selected for some Medic course. I got selected. Sergeant Shanon was like:

"This 5 people we have chosen have shown potential to be a medic."

Which I tink is just a cheap excuse for:

"This 5 people suck and they can only be a fucking medic for your Ncc life."

No offence to medics or planning-to-be's :D

Fell asleep when we sat down during training. Too tired uh. Didn't get scolded :D

Near traing end the specs were like:

"Who wants to become medic?"

And sergeant Dinie was like:

"Who wants to become my-dic?"

Lol. No one wants to be a dick.

2011-05-17T16:30:00.004+08:00

Hollywood Undead is awesome. That is all.

2011-05-11T19:11:00.002+08:00

Lol. So motivating.

2011-04-10T22:52:00.003+08:00

Time to start homework. And its Sunday 11pm. Gonna be a long nite.

Kayaking course over. Got a hell of a sunburnt. Skin all red now. My arms are aching like hell.

Dunno if can pass anot. Did kinda bad. Especially my capsize drill.

But still, Sir Ramthan damn nice. Banjar us alot. Ordered 4 pizzas frm Pizza Hut. Senior Taufik oso. Sir Ramthan like got too much money to spare lol. Juz throw us th money like, "Here, take this and go away."

Meh, still fun.

Now, time to start on homework. Bitch.

2011-04-09T18:31:00.008+08:00

Phew. Just came back frm kayaking course. Tired like shit. It was okay, considering th fact tht I almost drowned :/

Well, as least nvr capsize or smth. but still got tht stupid capsize drill.

Tmr th test. hopefully can pass. PRAY. PRAY tht i pass. Cos' th badge looks friggin' cool. I WANT.

2011-04-01T20:37:00.003+08:00

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.

People who say that money is the root of evil don't have any.

Boredom is the shriek of unused capacities.

2011-03-12T17:30:00.002+08:00

I wasn't actually gonna post anything, but smth happened yesterday which was to me, pretty screwed.

Okay, yesterday after training, on the bus. sat down at the second last row with MingHui. Back row got one weird chinese auntie. she was coughing like shit la, like got aids or smth. den cough nvr cover mouth.

Okay, nvr mind, i sometimes cough oso nvr cover mouth. but she cough is got th phlegm one de. den when got phlegm come out, she juz spit out on th floor.

Disgusting. and she did tht like 5 times.

She did tht till evryone within a one meter radius around sat further away. den she was literally shouting vulgar at everyone.

Yup, literally. 'Fucking idiot' , 'fuck ur mother' and with a fucked up accent.

Wtf, its ur own damn problem first of all. cover ur mouth, dun spit can liao. if must spit, at east spit at some tissue, no tissue , ask for one. No one, keep it in ur mouth. Will it kill you?

2011-02-14T20:47:00.002+08:00

Hmm. Its been long since i last posted. Lets see, yea, today Valentines Day. Tink most th girls, all enthusiastic like hell, all th guys were like, whatever. still, would like to thank whoever wrote stuff for me or given me stuff. Thanks(:

Ohya, tdae got some experiment practical mah, so nid use bunsen burner. When reach home still feel like playing with fire. So thts wad i did. burn stuf with th small bunsen burner at home.

Yea, got bored burning small pieces of paper, so i decided to burn th roll of toilet paper at th bathroom wall. Bad move.

First of all, toilet paper was alot thinner than regular paper, so th moment i let th fire go, WHOOSH. The whole toilet paper burst into flames.

Stunned tio. i watched for 15 secs (wth, th whole toilet gonna burn down and all i'm doing is watch), and after then used th shower thing and save th day. By tht time th wall black black liao. lucky can wash off wan, or else mum sure kill me one.

So moral of the story: Don't burn toilet paper. (Burn regular paper instead)

2011-01-21T22:14:00.002+08:00

Sweet. juniors finally came. about time. someone who can call me senior:P

2010-12-27T22:43:00.003+08:00

Long time never post.

CAn see, its like dead. i dunno wad to write about la, so just give it a rest.

It's 27th December, 2 days late so i wont drag a post about christmas. but belated merry christmas anyway. i spent it doing homework. Zzz.

Going malaysia tmr, which is oso th same day as my freestyle training. tmr is a must to attend or else i will kenna kicked out.

So i got kicked out. Willingly(:

But seriously, i failed PDS and now kicked out of FDS.

Willingly(:

Still doing homework. History, I dun like you. Geography, erm, we had geo homework?

Oh and CIP, i forgot about you(: sorry(:

English, I'm half done on you.

Argh. So fast the holiday. Its like ytd when its was still exams. seriously so fast):

Domingo: We never die as a virgin, cos' life fucks you up.

Haha, just rmb tht phrase from dunno when. Domingo said it somewhere.

Ok, carry on, yea nth to tok about alr. byebye.

2010-11-25T13:50:00.003+08:00

Ytd was class outing(: fun.

Went there late. no specific reason, cos read sms wrongly. thought it was 1245 when it was 1145. oops.

Still managed to get to yishun mrt on time. cut th story short, reach ang mo kio. took a bus there. reached somewhere, den walked to East Coast Park. spent 2 hours just to reach there.

Den ate mac there, used th class fund to buy th meal. aft tht saw Vina, Wani and Allyson. so being a nice person, gave them my fries. technically they were Jason's, but he didn't wan dem anyway.

Played around. fooled around. cycled around.

Den started to rain. so stayed in th shelter thingy. theres dis one point when we were juz chatting there when suddenly A FUCKING CENTIPEDE CRAWLED ON MY LEG.

So i freaked out and shouted "EH FUCK FUCKING CENTIPEDE ON MY LEG!"

Den arkward silence.

Haha. Den we cycled again in th rain. taught Vina how to cycle, wa seh, hell many ppl teaching sia. in th end i'm not sure if she did noe how.

Erm. thts pretty much. evryone stole JingJing's potato chips den mostly everyone went home.

2010-11-11T22:38:00.002+08:00

Ugh.

Sianz. learnt PDS tdae. forgot evrything liao. craming 19 drills in 2 days isn't cool. seriously. i tink i like, broke th gun or smth accidently.

But th broken shard vry small la. wont die de.

2010-10-26T22:14:00.000+08:00

2010-10-16T15:11:00.003+08:00

Enjoying freedom now. better choing it now, cos doubt i'll be gaming when results are out. dad took out my wire of my com, so now i'm at joshua's house playing com. his house is like one damn internet cafe sia, 5 coms in one room.

Hmm.

14/10/10

Studied tdae JingJing, HuiYing, MengYing, WenXuan and ZhiQuan again. i'm so hardworking. Sherman oso joined in. study study study, gonna get sian sooner or ltr. so we all gang up piss JingJing off. walao. den suddenly she juz slam her book tht she was reading, and ran to th toilet. We thought we make her upset, so we all oso go to toilet to check on her. We ALL walked in. to th girls toilet. no big deal, no girls inside anyway. JingJing go inside one cubicle and juz sad there damn quiet. so Sherman wan go check and climbed up th wall. but den, th wall freaking tall can, so cannot make it. i juz sat at th bench inside. we juz say sorry all tht to JingJing, and me and Sherman went back to class. JingJing and they all oso came back soon. She den tell us tht she wasn't upset at all, she juz wanted to pee. so basically me and Sherman were like,

TRYING TO PEEP

Heyhey, i sat at th bench looking at them, its Sherman who sad case. he climbed over th wall leh. which means he cha yi dian dian kan dao bu ying gai kan dao den dong xi. Which means he almost saw wad he wasn't supposed to see. Bleah.

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15/10/10

Exams are Over. went to SSC wit JingJing, HuiYing, MengYing, WenXuan and ZhiQuan they all. nth much to tok abt, juz walk walk here and there. they den went swimming, i dun wan, so went home and rot.
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16/10/10 (Joshua's house)

Yea, now. blogging. pretty much no life. Joshua and Daniel watching anime. MingHui playing maple.

16/10/10 (at home)

Hi. its 12 am. dad let me use th com and put th wire back. i'm tired. i tink i'm going to sleep now. good nites(:

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2010-10-06T19:48:00.002+08:00

2010-10-05T19:28:00.005+08:00

English Paper tdae, paper 2 was okay, but paper 1 was a disaster. no time do finish, somemore fone ring. okay tht one vry bad. must act dumb. so tcher dun scold. walao.

Me : *Do halfway*

-----*fone starts to ring*

Me: *thinking* sounds so familliar.

-----*rings louder*

Me: *thinking* Oh thts my fone.

-----*continue ringing*

Me: *thinking* shit shit shit.

-----*continue~*

Me: *acts dumb and looks around like th others*

Miss Wong helped me turn off my fone, so nvm. but den i got so nervous made so damn many mistakes. shit.

2010-09-26T17:02:00.008+08:00

Hot pink dragonfly luh. My photography skills rocks. or my fone is good. wadever.

2010-09-23T18:08:00.002+08:00

HAPPY B"DAE ALLYSON!

Yea, tdae allyson b'dae. another party at th canteen. dirtied it up again. haha.

Dis morning, i asked allyson, 'Tdae ur b'dae arh?"
Den she say 'No.'
So i blur blur one. 'Huh?'

Trick me de lorhs. u noe i blur de, trick me somemore? heheh.

So tht's pretty much liddat, yep.

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I bon chinese remedial yesterday, so tdae got make up lesson. den oso juz nice nid go wif allyson to get her present, so i went late. Cher vry nice say cann go late.

To cut a long story short, i went there, and went back to remedial.

There's one funny part. we saw zhenxiang n th way there. he was going back to schl, and there was dis random woman in front of him, and den weichang go shout at him:

EH YOUR MOTHER AH?

Haha. den ZhenXiang was like, 'Yea my mother'. its a joke though. th woman was like vry confused like hell. den he say 'juz joking' to th woman. haha.

Yea, den in schl remedial lorh. actually, it was ok. i din't fell asleep like th last 2 remedials. so yea, good.

Ended, den stayed back in class cos' was raining. mr quek there oso, marking science tests. i realised i flunked it. badly. got 9.5/25. Sign.. really really bad. who willing tutor me? haha. not paying for it though. (:

2010-09-20T19:20:00.003+08:00

2010-09-12T13:01:00.007+08:00

Decided to post again tdae. quite busy wif hmk now, so i better make dis quick.

10/9/10

Went to gathering, was fun. though only 4 came, its turns out to be pretty easy to sort out. was late, so th booking was cancelled. had to book again. nvr mind. i thought th game was gonna be like, cheap, den i say 3 games. den when we have to pay th woman say:

$54.

We were like, wtf. do we have money? yea, in th end we do. lucky(:

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Today

Hi. went to th 5km safra run. damn exhausted. at least ran finish. I SURVIVED! took me 1 hr 28 mins, and considering tht i walked part of th whole thing, thts pretty good.

Fun run. so noob. most people go run 10km or 21km.

Yup, survivor.

Another finish line pic.

Short post. gtg.

2010-09-10T01:05:00.007+08:00

It's 1am oready? time flies. a second ago i was still watching th 9'o'clock show. its another wasted day wif hmk thrown aside again.

Still abit woried abt tmr. no girls gonna come, all cannot make it. now all boys onli, and still a bit blur one wad th hell happening tmr. still vry th blur. as always.

Argh. cant slp. guess i juz sit here for th nxt 10hrs so i can juz go straight away. i'm still wide awake~

Wide awake.

Wide awake.

Wide awake.

Wide awake.

Wide awake.

Wide awake.

Ohkay, dis is seriously not working. maybe i try count sheep.

One sheep. two sheep. three sheep. four shee... blah blah i bored oready.

Which i think is th whole point so tht i can go to sleep. lalala~

Wow. theres goes 10mins. hmm.. dis is effective. i can kill time here liddis. PROVIDED if i got something to post.

Which really dun have. maybe i go do hmk.

Wow. I. do hmk? Wow i must be kidding myself.

Ohkay maybe i go net find some stupid stuff cos' i have no life.

Wow. those pics are cool. Ben Heine.

Hmm..

Ohkay, i wated lots of time oready and now time does'nt fly anymore. its having tea break. so 10hrs pretty long now.

Ok, maybe going to sleep is a better choice. good nite people. Zzz.

2010-09-09T15:16:00.003+08:00

Wah sia la. setting up dis gathering is damn difficult sia. dunno nid booking anot, juz called th bowling place there. asked th person there few questions. vry th hardd to understand. maybe its becos' she say so fast.

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Woman at fone : HellothisistheorchidbowlatyishunsafrahowmayIhelpyou?
Me: Er. Wad?

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Den i forgot ask how much th bowling shoe rental. so i called again. i called den got diffrent person pick up.

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Me: Hello is dis orchid park?
Guy: Wrong number.
Me: Huh?
Guy: WRONG NUMBER!! *slams fone down*
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Ohkay. so i called again. would have been much simpler if th woman can pick up th bloody fone. damn it.

2010-08-27T19:17:00.002+08:00

Back frm training. damn shiok. its like, th best training i had in months. no drills and no nid wear uniform.

The only bad thing is tht damn deep cut on my back. really pain. evrytime got dis feeling like rubber band snap inside th wound. its shaped like th nike logo.

Argh.

Tdae's training all pt, cos dey were selecting 2 ppl from th platoon. which was rly impossible for me. but nvm, still did good anywaes, considering tht cut.

Den escape training at 4.30. go audition. but when go there dey oready deciding to quit. so we quit. den we juz watched th audition. wah seh. dey so den pro lorh.

2010-08-16T14:19:00.002+08:00

I dun tink its ok to blog in th schl's library's com lab, but nvm tht. it seems tht wad I done tdae, writing th thing, has caused some girls to be damn pissed off at me. for example, ______ , _______.

Ok, moving on.

For those who at least are more ok with wad i wrote, good. but for those who were damn damn pissed off, argh.

So this is a message for you ppl.

For those who are angry, please dun be angry. I really written tht thing because I was bored. For those whose names I mentioned inside, yea, I wrote tht beacuse I was filling up th spaces. No offence. I throw tht paper away can? sorry):

If you ppl are still angry, pleasssseeeee dun..

2010-08-01T14:04:00.002+08:00

Awoke at 8am. went to sun plaza wif mum. to? queue for th Gain City goodie bag. haha. queue-d there for frm like 8.15am? den Wenjie and his mum queue too. damn bored. played my psp, but no more battery. th shop opens at 11am, but we were there at 8.15am to queue for it. already got one long queue liao.

So we waited. for like 3 hrs we were juz standing there.

I thought it would be more entertaining and fun if we juz kept on saying hello to random people. so i told WenJie abt it.

And it was. we 'helloed' to toddlers or ppl our age. Some juz ignored us, some gave tht 'who-th-hell-are-you-weird-asshole' face, some told their parents (ah shit) but theres dis one guy who i tink was 10 or 11. his reaction i like.

Me and WenJie : Hello!
He: *turns around* Me?
Me and WenJie : Yes. Hi! Do you remember us?
He : No. Who are you? What do you want?
Me: Oh nothing. I just said hi to you because we were bored.
He : Fuck! *walks away*

Haha. in public somemore.

Other reactions not tht fun.

In th end, we got our stuff. after waiting 4hrs. and went home. tiring sia.

2010-07-29T19:10:00.002+08:00

Finally.

2 singtel guys came and replaced th singtel box thingy.

Before dis it was

SPOILT COMPUTER
BROKEN TELEPHONE
FCKED UP HANDPHONE

So wad did i miss?

Tdae was th singing competition, as expected, we lost. Woots! haha. anw, it was quite fun. wore th shirt wif th condom on it. dun tink anyone saw. I had lots of red shirts at home, but none is as fun as th one I wore.

USE IT OR LOSE IT.

Practice safe sex. Use a condom. It can save your life!!

Haha. tht's wad it said.

2010-07-21T20:24:00.002+08:00

2010-07-20T16:41:00.002+08:00

Epic Rain.

Wow. tdae was damn awesome. rain like shit, soaked to th bone wif Sherman. platoon mates rite? (:

I tell u whole story.

When class dismissed, orignally is me and WC walking together. den i tink he met a fren or sth. den stop at gate there. den i saw Sherman walking, so I joined him. it was oready raining mao mao yu liao. den when we walk in Northpoint for lyk, 1mins, when we went out, it was raining full force and oready got mini-flood.

Den Sherman recieved an sms frm PeiYing tht th basketball gals no training, so me and him go back to schl meet them.

Woah seh. We in northpoint decided to run to Golden Village. den he scared. to be honest i oso scared. so we decided to take bus, one station only.

When we raech, still have to run. We jumped out of bus, oready whole body wet liao. And tht was only 10% of our trip. and to make things worse, i drop my wallet into th water. shitz.

Bus top flooded oready, den the water literally become waterfall. we choing up and run, den when we raeach I was like shouting 'Level 1 on liao. Zhou run Level 2 loh!' den i was like jump here jump there. siao oready.

We run run, den steady reach schl liao. okay, so now we cross th zebra crossing.

Rain still going full force. we decided to choing through. den run in th middle of th road got car. shit. SherMan juz managed to run through. denn i stupid go stand there. den th car stop. choing again.

We were now soaked. den we decided to call dem. and cannot reach dem. alamak.

So we went toilet, dry up. woah seh. my hair is so... unspeakable. so den we go canteen, saw some HuiYing, Jason, some other ppl. Jason was siting down like towkay, and i realized tht his shoes were damn wet too. he pour den got water come out. and WC was there too, dry. damn, should hav known to stay in schl all along. den finally managed to call dem, and you noe wad th hell dey said?

We are at KFC.

Walao eh! We juz crossed so much trouble to find u ppl and now u say u at KFC. Nvr mind. We choing in th rain again. fun(:

Den finally we reached KFC, found them. good.

2010-07-13T19:13:00.002+08:00

Yo.

Back frm training. which was quite slack tdae. raining tdae, so had drills, drills, and more drills at indoor sport stadium. den sergeant told us to split into 2 grps, one damn good at drills, and other nt so good at it. so obviously i chose 'nt so good one'.

BBBBBBIIIIIIIGGGGGGG MISTAKE!!!!

I thought dey were juz gonna test us and correct our mistakes, but no, dey started teaching us th basics, which was like learnt, months ago. at first quite good, can like slack alot, but soon got sibei boring.

Den juz do, til th end of training. Zzz.

Lets go back in time and tok abt th things in schl.

Yea, during th reading, den i last week didn't hand th newspaper cutting, so i rummage through my bag to find it.

Den cannot find, cb, shout 'Alamak' which i learnt frm Wani. but den, nt so good at malay mah,
shout oready, den ms vien tink i say 'Ah Mah'.

Judging frm her age, i tink she was damn offended.

And she was standing right in front of me.

Ok, dis time really alamak, slowly turn and pretend she's not there. damn difficult seh. go away la bitch. den WC keep laughing. den ms vien go his table. Phew..

2010-07-07T19:06:00.008+08:00

Yay. my com is fixed. posting again.

Tdae during th IAP den me and Vina for dunno wad reason, start whacking each other again. she whack my head, i threw tht bag of wet food on her face. den she stop for awhile, den go whack my thigh. whack whack here, whack whack there, in th end dunno why th hell we started whacking each other. den we were like laughing laughing, den start whacking each other again. Den she final attack me : One tight slap.

Ouch. Den teacher saw tht. Den she was like "Omg. Thts gonna hurt." I thought she was gonna come and scold us or something, but she juz walked away.

Den we started doing our work again, den dunno why she started pinching my cheeks. once.

Den pinch halfway, PUNCH me.

Erm, not exactly a "straight knuckle punch to chin", but to th cheeks. or else she really die. den we stopped, and did our work la.

Oh and i remembered tht we both were supposed to punch Jason when school ends. forget siol.

My handphone has officially lost it.

2010-07-02T22:25:00.002+08:00

Crud. something went wrong. my youtube music player nt playing normally. can anyone help mi sort it out? so it plays without u having to press th play button.

Zzz. Nvr post quite long. tdae nth fun happen la... but i rmb tht earlier dis afternoon durin' science den Trudy ask WC "Are you my science partner?" Yea, nth wrong rite? den Ryan thought she asked "Are you my SEX partner?"

Lol. hilarous sia. but Ryan ah, dunno wad, damn paiseh or wadever, dun care la. he like damn dunno wad. dunno how explain. if it was me hor, i would laugh my ass off. den ltr he apologise lorh.

If was me, i laugh, go home, forget. Full stop.

Nah, thts pretty much it.

2010-06-06T15:00:00.002+08:00

Yesterday was AWESOME!

Ytd was RoD night, frm 2.30pm-9.30pm. actually th real RoD strted at 6plus, den 2.30 was juz some admin stuff, rehersal.. but onli Sherman and Domingo perform. den th others watch.

Was th last day our Sec4 seniors take us, so dey didn't scold us much. when training started quite fun, sgt major tok to us, den domingo come, everyone come liao.

Sergeant Major: *scolding* Why are you late?
Domingo: ( sthsth, nvr hear)
Sergeant Major: Wad time you supposed to come?
Domingo: 2.30pm sergeant major.
Sergeant Major: Now wad time?
Domingo: 2.30pm
Sergeant Major: Den nvr late la. Go.

Den we tok tok, not really training t'dae. den at 6.30pm den RoD night start. In hall. watch th performances. SJAB start first, their dance really wtf? no offence.

Den other perfomances, when NPCC & NCC perform is th spin gun one, den nearing th end one guy drop th gun. Paiseh.

Den juz liddat lorh, got freestyle, den they off th light. den we all juz dance.

IT. WAS. UTTER. CHAOS.

Which was awesome. Nvr had such a big chaotic party in hall. I got a a scratch at th elbow because i fell onto th ground. didn't give a damn. tmmr den pain. den during th party, th lights all off mah, only th flashy flashy light in hall, den i cannot see, den out of nowhere someone splashed water at me. wtf, who did tht, i still dunno.

Den finally, party ended at 9plus, we got th Prom King and Queen, frm NPCC wan, den must give 'friendly hug' .

Den Mr Soh come and say, ' Against th school rules.'

We don't care. den they hug twice. because Mr Zhou nvr take th picture properly, so hug again..

Den it ended, must arrange tables, den time to go home. Sergeant gave us a packet of sweets give me share wif everyone, and I got like 7, because Sergeanr give me and tel me to give to everyone.

2010-05-29T20:57:00.002+08:00

Its Th Holidays!

Yea, nt even 2 days and I already forgotten abt hmk. wad hmk we hav arh? all my stuff are stuffed on my table, crushed beyond th weight.. playing evryday... wad evryone's doing.

Nth better to do. decided to post.. dun wan th blog to die.. and there was one guy who commited sucide.. read it in th papers.. evryone toking abt it on fb.

Crushed... inconvienience... OMG tell me wad happened... on vesak day... unlucky... why at sembawang... omg... sucide... owe money... killed himself..

Yea, this was juz a little fragments on wad i read.. diffrent ppl say one.. wad unlucky vesak day..

Ok, lets not tok abt unfortunate things. tok abt something else.

2010-05-26T21:49:00.002+08:00

Updating now. been long since i nvr update. ok wth am I writing? u get th point.

Ok, today got ms pay farewell party. fun fun. originally could'n find ms pay, den evryone was losing patience and zhenxiang started to eat. we could'n contact ms pay, she was having oral at th 4th floor. so we waited~

and waited~

Zzzz...

Oh look she coming. hide la u! Bam. Den she came, we opened th door..

Surprise? SURPRISE!!

Ah. Den we did all th stuff, eat alot, 15mins evrything gone... no surprise.. i tink she was touched, but WC said she was a bit angry for us bluffing her... but i seriously doubt tht. but it still might happen..

We watched th vid we made, and ate some food. Nt really some.. its like a shitload of junk food on th table.

After th party, we cleant up.. thts pretty much it..

And today was our trip to science centre. it was nice. its a long story, so dun get me started.

2010-05-17T23:27:00.002+08:00

Harro. Today was terrible.

Well, tht happened after schl..

KKays, cut th crap, i explain 'in a nutshell',

Schl ends, Wei Chang nid see Mr Zhuo, Mr Zhuo nt in schl, go outta schl, walk walk, see some members of th neh family, join in, eat, go library, and erm.. made noise.. normal stuff... nt toking abt tht.. ok, after tht i was swinging my arms n my specs, and th specs flew.

Oh shit. Flew. And fell.

Fell to a middle age guy.

Oh no. He look at me, hold my specs, and say:

"Why?"

If looks can kill, i die liao.

He stared at me, eyes shooting in mine.

Damn it sia. Th whole area all th ppl staring at me... shit... die liao.. i juz say accidental.. he threw my specs back.. yes, THREW.. i take, and get my ass outta there.

Wa shit. Tht guy pek cak liao. accidental right?

2010-05-13T19:10:00.008+08:00

Hio. 2 days ago, another gathering. HuiXin's b'dae. at northpoint long john silvers again.. fun.. met mrs boo & her baby! wad name arh. Oh ya, Yin En.. it was damn fun.

Den go walk walk, fool around, abandon Lina, get sexually aroused, eat, play, get scolded by security guards, burst th plastic umbrella bag, and repeat. lol.

After eating there, go walk walk, play around.

Mrs Boo left once we ate finished and took this photo. Thnks to Alfred who didn't get in. He took th pic. Sacrifice.

We hung around, we abandoned Lina at Cold Storage. because I kinda burst the big plastic bag supposed to put umbrella one.. den everyone saw us, and we split up and ran away.. leaving Lina so alone at cold storage.. so cold.. someone her phone screen was a bit blacked out, so she can't call. so we can't find her..

We did find her in th end, still in cold storage.

Ok, we left and went to sembawang shopping centre. played at th water works. when we went up th escalator, i stupid go act pro, go run up th escalator going down one, and juz nice, one security guard was JUST NEXT TO THE ESCALATOR BESIDE MINE.

Shit! I ran up quickly, dunno if he saw me, tried keeping my back at him, so he cannot see my YTSS logo, and more importantly, my face.

Played at th playground there, cos' we all too big cannot play at th waterworks. who made tht stupid rule? alfred can play, cause he nvr wear uniform, and he oso quite small size :D

I played th spin spin thing, and damn, ryan was pushing me, argh!!!

He spin damn fast sia.. so big sized.. walao.. i tink i almost died there.

When he stopped, i tink i saw evrything upside down. argh... so damn dizzy.. wan vomit, but cannot. my eyes almost kena pop out sia! stuck in a whirlwind inside of my head.

Ok, rested. then play again. stupid sia. cos' haven even recovered fully.

Felt even worse.

Ok, time to go liao. I still cannot walk properly, so sat on escalator. originally wanted to take th bus back, but th second i sat down on it, wan to puke. I went down, cannot puke, went up again, wan puke, go down, CANNOT PUKE.

Forget it, i walked home instead.

2010-05-09T18:26:00.002+08:00

Harro. didn't do homework. again. dunno how to do. 5 questions.

DUNNO.

Reflection, i would do it if i could even lyk, find it.

2010-05-05T19:20:00.003+08:00

Today was a long day.

Bored. Tired. Emo for some reason.

Mr Quek taught us about sex today.. Shut up dirty mind.. About all th stuff lorh... All th stuff about sexuality education.. And science..

Was funny when Mr Quek said something about permmanent something... abt sure not having kids oready.. Ya, he say

"Its not juz th kick th ball ah."

ok. den laugh laugh. den see all the gross aborted baby. So poor thing.... So cruel. Can only see th leg, cannot see head, cos' there wasn't one... Haven't develop yet. Evil motherfucking parents. Can ask for help right, must go abort meh? At least let th baby live. And den go ask for helping funds or sth.

Anw, class quite quiet. And th lesson was quite long oso. Den got history test which i dunno how to do. After history, I was supposed to retake geography test. But cannot find ms deen, so go home.

2010-05-04T21:53:00.000+08:00

Woah. Juz read my posts frm last time and realised how stupid and lame I used to be.. damn it sia. I wish i could delete th posts but i really dun wanna remove my old memories. Even if they are all stupid.

Found tht I had become a completely another person.

Maybe nxt time in the future, I read this very post, and say :

"Damn, i was so stupid sia."

Maybe. Juz maybe. maybe 10 years down th road and..

I was such a big asshole.

Ok, dunno why. Yesterday nite, can't sleep. For some weird reason, made this in notes.

Life is an illusion. maybe one day we shall wake, and discover that everything was fake. The people we met, the home we lived, the name we wrote, the one we love. All a bloody illusion.

Wow, Next morning, did i juz wrote tht? I'm so pro. haha. Dun be a spoilsport la. Admit its not bad. Considered I was th one who made it. WITHOUT REFERENCES AND ON MY OWN. Even if it still sucks. Juz pretend. Good.

okok. still nid to choing homework. Nite.

2010-05-03T17:18:00.000+08:00

Okok, updating guys.

Not time la. i'm still doing my art logo for sports. wth. i min tht i'm doing a logo on sports for art. Yea. Nid to do 2 actually. Darn.

I had my phone to wake me up on 8am. Yups, woke up alright. But when i woke up, i pressed snooze.. again and again. At last, I finally pressed stop alarm... and fell back to sleep. For a while.. For FIVE more hours. woke up at 1pm. bummer. wanted to do art at 8am one... But now.. nvm. ok. den woke up, found tht mum not at home, and no breakfast on table. damn. so went back to room to do art. and got distracted. didn't do art... and den mum came back home. okok. wasted half an hour dreaming away in room..

So mum came back, so finally ate some lunch. No breakfast, cos' was sleeping. Tht always happens. even if i woke up early i'll waste mah time away in bed. No breakfast. Eating eating, watching TV. woots, Race to Witch Mountain. Nice.. den recieved a msg.

Alvin: meet outside woodlands library

Walao..

Was supposed to do sci project today at 1:30pm. Looked at clock : 1:26pm. oh shit. my TV show.. reaching climax somemore. shit la. den replied back can go there at 2:30pm instead. He said no. 1:30 is th final answer. wtf. unless I have th teleportation power frm th Race to Witch Mountain. Den i reach there all right. But no, i dun have tht superpower. So no way.

Tore my eyes frm th TV screen. Wore mah clothes, everything. Den choing to mrt.

Blah blah blah. Reach there, did shit. didn't do anything at all, juz read a comic. My name. Conan. Nice... Life smallest pleasures.. Lols..

Den reached home finally. posted this, and still choing-ing homework.

2010-04-13T16:05:00.000+08:00

woots. finally can post.

Yesterday had camp, pretty fun. play all th stuff u were supposed to play when u reach NS. Went to schl yesterday at 7am. which was good, cos' i really dun wann my classmates and frens see me in my Number4. Not yet, anyway.

good good. when we reached there, had some briefing. Den dispersed to different platoon. 1 2 3. Started flying fox first. pretty scary though, sitting on th 4th storey. And jumping down. Den you fly, bounce, fly again, damn scary. When i finally got down, i got a scolding from sir ramthan.

Turns out i had to shout WE WILL EXCEL while we fly. But den, so windy when sliding down, u cant scream. so nvr mind. recess i owe him 100 "we will excel". lol.

Den next is th paintball, shoot th target figure 11 or 12. But then th instructor almost shot th birds hanging around there. animal cruelty sia.. Still fun.. Shoot shoot shoot. Bang. Shot th same target. Again. I thought can play against each other and pwn ppl but in th end, juz shoot unliving piece of metal humans.

Next we played games, icebreakers actually. Cos' other schls coming. So we got to noe more ppl. They all so noob one. Dunno how to fold sleeve all these. No wonder YTSS NCC is th best. Is because th other schls suck.

Ah... played everything. Den its time for tea. Abt to eat den th instructor said:

Instructor: "EVERYONE DUN EAT YET!"

Everyone: "..............."

Instructor: FIRST YOUR MUST HAVE BRIEFING."

Woah. Wth. EAting oso must hav briefing. wth? juz put tht lump of edible stuff into ur mouth, chew chew, and swallow.. done. where nid briefing?

Oh. den i finished th camp. liddat can get promoted already. Frm recruit to private. Everone. yay.

OH ya. And thnks elizabeth for taking my homework. I doubt u'll be reading this, but still wadever.

Today got nth much to post. It was juz a normal day.. Other than recess, got some guy bleeding sia. Dunno wad happened, but i didn't wanna noe either. was choing-ing homework. Copying actually.

2010-04-07T22:31:00.000+08:00

Hi. Sry for th previous post to get deleted. Blame HK. No choice but to delete it. Anw, wasn't nline for past few days, cos' I thought my computer was screwed up. But actually, my dad juz switch of th other plug. Stupid me. Wadever, online now.

Today was NAPFA, but I had it yesterday. So i went to th indoor sports hall cos' like, Vina told me to go. Had to stay back anw, got scrabble. So tht teacher tink I nvr wear because I forgot. I mean he looked at me. No, stared at me. ya.

Today had another test, geography one. Wht's a floodplain anw. I totally forgot. Really as in, completely. THt means I'm gonna flunk my geography test. Most likely.

Who very happy?
Den get lost.

My phone got problem sia. CAnnot press 5 buttons. It suxs. Screw it.

Okok. i can't remember all th stuff tht happened th last few days. Kinda busy.

'Good' Friday

2010-04-02T20:45:00.000+08:00

Updating for no shit reason. No schl today, so nth to write abt. Did some hmk today, thts wad I did, which is to me a big deal, cos' I nvr did homework without waiting to the last minute, like Sat or Sun. Den played like theres no tmmr. Like I juz said , no schl, so no long posts of wad happened.

2010-04-01T18:26:00.005+08:00

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYBODY.

Today was April Fools, juz to some dumbasses who hasn't realised yet. Today jason go wear some paper hat which i kept taking my eraser and throw at him. But everytime miss. Hit his face. Again and again. In th end, he threw my eraser away. Dammit man, thts a very expensive eraser one hor. Walao eh basket. So den tell Wang shan to hit th hat off.And oso today Ms April Tan's birthday. Gave her th gift we bought yesterday. If you want more details, read th previous post. If you already noe, den ignore la.

To give th gift was pretty hard to get her outta th glass door. Maybe she thought it was an april fool prank or sth. but its not.

So this is wad happened..

Allyson calls Ms Tan throught her hp.
Den gives me.

"Hello?"
"Hello yes?"
"Erm.. Hai Ms Tan where are you?"
"(something something)"

*attempts to pass phone to allyson but she run away*
"Erm where are you again?"
"Why?"
"No reason. Juz come to glass door."

*attempts to pass phone to anybody. But still fails.*

"Why?"

*Finally succeeds passing phone to XueZhen*

"Hai Ms Tan where are you?"
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"Can you come up to glass door?"
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"No its not april fools trick."
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"Its urgent leh."
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"Really."
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"Okok. Come out now at glass door. We now outside.
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"Byes...
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The lines are wad Ms Tan spoke to XueZhen. I didn't hear wad. So put lines loh. So yea, so she came out. Den weichang gave ms tan th gift and she was like aw thanks. In fact she kept saying tht. Happy birthday Ms Tan! And april fools also.

Oso, in class tried to play April Fool's Day to Mr Quek. although not tht successful, but still damn fun. Mr Quek, at least act suprised la. Very paiseh. We sang happy birthday to him actually, but then Mr Quek no reaction one, so we gragually got softer. Nvr mind, it was still fun.

Today.

2010-03-31T22:33:00.001+08:00

Many ppl telling me to update me blog so erm.. here it is.

Erm.. oh rite. today the class was choosing th class-tee shirt colour. The choices are:

Hot Pink.
Blue.
Green.
Black.
Orange.

So obviously i wasn't choosing Hot Pink. BUt still some ppl raise la. Abt 9. Den ppl keep changeing their minds. Den we keep redoing. Den..

"Hot Pink stand up!!" Okok. I'm not standing. But wad the hell? Everyone in class stood up. So I said to Vina next to me..

"Woah. Stand up for hot pink?! What the hell?"
"No, stand up for national anthem."
"Oh."

HAHAHA. No wonder..

Okok. den there wasn't anything else interesting. Oh and SPA test was basically shit.
We had 35mins. 20mins for the thing to wait and set. so..

35mins-20mins=15mins.

Set up stuff, cut potato, daydream, pour water..

15mins-9mins=6mins.

6mins to draw table, record, calculate, write conclusion, pour water here there. Dude! You trying to kill me?! 6 bloody minutes. 6 bloody minutes...

Many ppl in the end nvr do finish. XueZhen, Leon, Elizabeth, Wani, JiaHao.. I can name so much more. Like me.

Nicholas so funny cut all the potato. So considered nvr do.

I waited 17 mins cos' no time la.
And den I ask Wei Chang and he said he completed in time. How?

Easy, he waited 5mins. And times 4 to everything. Smart rite.
And Mr Quek say can.
What didn't i tink of tht?
WC so damn smart.

Tmmr's Ms April Tan's birthday so me, allyson, wei chang, wang shan go Northpoint to buy present. I ended up buying gummies and told all of us to pay. And we all ate it all. Eventually we got a gold-but-not-really-made-of-gold model which said happy birthday. Not bad. Each person paid $2.40. But Wei Chang paid everything. And den tmmr we give him money. And tmmr's April Fool's DAy. No wonder Ms Tan name is April. And nope. No tricks in my mind. Yet.

During buying present, we went to 3 diffrent shops: Comics Connection, Popular, Minitoons. I bought my gummies there. Den we went to a shop and bought tht happy birthday model. Can't rmb wad's th name of th shop. But their plasic bag very colourful one.

After tht, we went to Mcdonalds and I bought my filet-o-fish. I went back to schl because of scrabble. Ate my filet-o-fish wif so many ppl watching.

Tmmr's my chinese compo test which i didnn't prepare for. Another test.